The best show ever comes back tonight! Everyone watch Episode 1 of the fourth season of Community on NBC at 8/7c. I will be watching from my hospital bed, and feel no pain. Watch this to get excited for the return! IT'S TIME! SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE!
As for my diagnosis, I will come clean and tell you all exactly what I have:
I have been diagnosed with ovarian cancer. Two cysts have appeared on my ovaries and I have been scheduled to have a surgery in two days to remove them. They are going to cut out my uterus (I will never have children because of this, but it's kind of better than dying. Also, I wasn't planning on ever having nasty-ass kids anyways, lol) and my ovaries will have heavy surgery performed on them. Basically, they'll be digging around in my genitals for a while, haha.
There are very few risks involved in what's going on with me. My doctors have informed me that I will
live, the cancer is not
spreading, there will be no permanent side-effects, and I will be just fine. The only problem is, I'm going to continue to be in an immense ammount of pain for a couple months, and I'm going to have to continue to re-visit the hospital for a while. But I'm going to be okay, thanks to the amazing work of my skilled and intelligent doctors, and of course thanks to the wonder of modern technology and research.
I only ask you guys don't start calling me lucky and blessed. For goodness' sake, I'm an atheist. That stuff insults me, and, quite frankly, pisses me off. Don't you dare call me blessed and start thanking a gawd. It wasn't a gawd. It was my incredible doctors. Give them some credit, please.
And on that note, #sixseasonsandamovie
WATCH COMMUNITY WITH ME TONIGHT! <3333